ball one

the guy next to me liked this girl so much. so much he even went over to talk to her. but he has morals, he said when he came back. he has his limits. three strikes and she was already out of there, he said. long gone. i ask him how she could strike out so soon and he tells me, she's french, she's a vegetarian, and she has the same name AND birthday as my mother.

i asked how he got that much info in less than two minutes and he said, i don't know but i think she likes me.