stream of my mind

you know those cartoons where it's a bright sunny day with flowers of all sorts of neat colors and children eating ice cream cones and then all of the sudden a rain cloud appears above only one character and just pours?

i wish i had a rain suit.

i wish i were a boxer - or, at this point, i would even take being the bag.

i wish i could squeeze this computer into a little itsy bitsy teenie ball and kick it through the big hole in the wall that i wish i could punch in.

or maybe i'm thinking of an episode of pinky and the brain where world domination was almost had.