7.20.2006

for sale

mint condition optimist, though mint is definitely an overstatement.

willing to lie for anything because that's my duty to the world. because the world if full of nothing but liars and i don't like standing out. i would say i was a conformist if it didn't have such a nice ring to it.

unable to scratch certain parts of my back unaided. but i'm resourceful.

unable to associate my existence with any divine doing or undivine mumbo jumbo, though once i had tears in my eyes when i saw a flamingo sleeping while standing on one leg.

willing and able to lift things at the request of my superiors. unwilling to lift my superiors.

you'd be hard pressed to find someone with toes the shape of mine. that's a plus, though i'd bet for the ones it mattered it would be a minus.

does anyone want a truck?