when a queen is mistaken for a king

and what if make-up couldn't do the trick? is it all her fault?

"but she looked like the king, i tell you! how was i supposed to know?"

really, how hard is it to tell the difference? they wear different crowns. one is rather feminine and the other is quite masculine. just look at the crowns.

"still, i would have bet my queen that she was a stinking dude."

ah, too bad then. too bad.