pumps

i got pumps like a gas station gots button up jeans. pumps and pumps. i got a trumpet in my closet.

what about the guy today running on the trail who asked if our dogs were supposed to be on a leash. i said maybe and he put his ear plug back in. then i said "olive juice" to him without saying it aloud but i don't think he saw my lips. it must have been the rain. i bet he had a trumpet in his closet. seven point one miles of trail on a cold rainy day and he's the only person besides us on the trail. aren't those dogs supposed to be on a leash? "olive juice."

do you know who that was?
no, who?
officer ___.
you're kidding.
no, i'm not.
why didn't you tell me?
tell you what?
that that was officer ___.
i just did.
i know, but before i told him "olive juice" without saying it.
why did you say that?
because, (singing) girl - - - you'll be a woman - - -soon. (end singing)
what?
oh, nothing.